my beloved muninn goes home to her breeders on sunday. they will rehome her. i am heartbroken but it is my decision. i made a mistake, i underestimated the difference the passing years had made to my physical strength. i also underestimated the size muninn would reach and the sheer energy and muscle power of a young bullie of her size.
we have been together three months now and over that time i have gradually come to the understanding that i was not the best person for muninn to live with and that i... would possibly expire before my alloted time ... from pure exhaustion.
so, i have been dealing with misery and guilt and the need to make a decision.
i was forced to make a decision when ms muni slipped her leash, escaped the back garden through an open door into the offices. accompanied by the panic stricken trills of the office workers, she was about to dash out of the front door and into the outside world, with absolutely nothing between one over excited young bullie and the notorious a77. luckily my friend j grabbed hold of her. she has her own bullie and understands that they are not as scary as they look! i felt such fear, i thought my heart would seize!
it was decision time, no more impossible plans to find a house with a garden in my price range ... ha, bloody ha ... as if that was ever more than a dream! so i contacted her breeders, who of course have first refusal. they understood my dilemma and will meet me on sunday, halfway between london and ballantrae. saves me a REALLY long drive and i am most grateful. i trust them completely and i know they will take their time and find a wonderful new home for my girl. in the meantime she will be home with her doggy family and the human children she so adores.
so, at the moment, i have a huge lump in my throat at the thought of her leaving. a small dose of guilt as i feel i should have woken up and smelled the coffee ... before i brought her home. at the same time, i feel almost a sense of relief, as week by week it was becoming harder for me to cope!
and the heat rose, and the green, green grass grew tall and luscious, and the wind blew no more.
and the people of the village brought forth their folding chairs, their barbecues and their tanning lotion.
and mother nature watched and she was well pleased. and on the tenth day she brought forth the scottish midges!
aye, village people, though you may have relaxed all summer long, enjoying beer in the long evening light, sipping chilled white wine from long stemmed glasses, chatting with friends and neighbours as the smoke of a multitude of barbecues rises and fades. things are about to change
yay verily, though you may plough and plant, shear and milk and bake the most delicious strawberry and cream tarts.
yay verily, though you may stride my lands and tend my assets and believe you hold dominion over all my creatures.
yay verily, though you may burn your citronella candles to the gods of itch.
i have brought forth scottish midges to remind you, people of the village.to remind you that these insignificant winged creatures, so small, so silent, so many ... will cause you to flee the great outdoors ... slapping and squealing, itching and scratching.
so i say unto you, return to your steaming hot homes, reconnect with your televisions. venture ye not forth, until mother nature feels such pity for these poor mortals. and she causes the winds to rise and the scottish midges to flee to where ever it may be that scottish midges flee. the following information is for educational purposes only. the author of this blog denies any responsibility for any ennui experienced by the reader.
The Scottish or Highland Midge, in it’s own right, probably explains why a country as beautiful as Scotland only has a population of some 5 million people. The Highland midge has a notorious reputation for spoiling folks enjoyment of the great outdoors during the summer months.
There are actually a large number of different types of midges in Scotland but Culicoides Impunctatus the Highland or Scottish midge, which is a tiny insect, enjoys a reputation as being the fiercest biting midge.
It reeks havoc across vast tracts of Scotland from May to September. Their nuisance value to the camper, walker, angler etc. is so great that many holiday makers and tourists have been known to pack up and leave within an hour of being attacked. The Scottish Midge is especially prevalent on the West Coast where in the right weather conditions and at certain times, in the early morning or late evening, it becomes impossible to stay outdoors for more than a few seconds.
Some Midge Facts
* The Scottish midge has a wingspan of 1.4 mm. * A swarm of midges can deliver approximately 3000 bites an hour. * A female will feed on the skin for up to 4 minutes taking 0.1 microlitres of blood. * A female midge can probably detect you from a range of up to 100 metres. * It is estimated that in the Highlands midge populations can reach densities of 10,000,000 midges per acre in ideal conditions. * Midges have probably only been in Scotland for about 8000 years.
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